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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

The Joys Of Faking It

Yes hello readers, this is Live blogging from my beloved hometown, Hong Kong.

Apparently, the government plans to crack down on pirated goods sold at the upcoming Lunar New Year fairs. "Operation Raptor" (yes, that's the name) pledges to halt the sale of luxury good and merchandise at markets all over the city. They'll have their work cut out for them, considering our city's penchant for counterfeits.

For instance, the Cheif Executive election charade continues to unfold and the government's half-hearted attempts at conservation are so blatantly counterfeit as to invoke ire among many residents. It's like the only genuine we have left in HK is the freaking Cheung Chau Bun Festival. Opps! It seems that the festival organisers have just announced that they will decorate their towers with plastic buns this year, rather than the real thing (they're not as ugly, apparently)

Ahh, fakes. We love to buy fakes, like our grade-A copy Louis Vuitton handbags, because it helps us pretend our lives are more glamourous and opulent than our pedestrian reality actually is. Likewise, our faux-bun totems on Cheung Chau help us pretend we're preserving our traditions when thery're nothing but a fake, plastic imitation.

The government buys into the same philosophy when it comes to heritage conservation, putting on a show purely for appearances. What is the point in preserving part of the clock from the old Star Ferry pier or recording it's sound to be played in the Museum of History? Demolishing and rebuilding our historical structures without the first thought to their cultural values leaves them nothing more than meaningless assemblages of bricks and motar.

Considering Murray House in Stanley Bay, once filled with historicity, now filled with Thai restaurants. Or the clock tower in Tsim Sha Tsui, once part of the original Kowloon-Canton Railway, now sticking out like a "Dolces and Gibbana" T-shirt beside the ugly-as-hell Cultural Centre and the tacky Avenue of Stars. Without it's original context, it looks about as authentically Edwardian as the new eyesore of the Star Ferry pier on the other side of the habour.

The government's holiday crackdown on the market pirates serves only to reflect the insincerity of their other pledges. They play at being more politically progressive and more concerned about the preservation of our cultural heritage than they really are, and like the somewhat unconvincing Gucci purse, if the cursory glance passes muster, that's good enough for them. Perhaps, however, they're right about one thing: we should stop being content to be palmed off with shoddy, second-hand fakes.

Happy CNY everybody.

1:04 am


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Monday, February 12, 2007

Impulsive Kisses

Damn I'll be flying off in less than 48hours yet I'm still down with flu.
Sickness, please go away before I take flight ok?


I don't wanna be sent back to Singapore for having a fever cos that's gonna be the dumbest reason ever.




(YOU should know what this title means don't you? ;p )

9:49 pm


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Thursday, February 08, 2007

KKK (Kinky Korean Kid)

All those dramas killed your senses and made you think koreans-kids are pure and innocent?
This might change your impression although we should not stereotype. (=

While grabbing a cuppa (yes it sounds weird now) Bubble Tea yesterday, a 16 year old kid from Catholic High next to me conversed with the bubble tea stall auntie. Here goes:

KKK: " 给我一个性感。" (give me a sexy)
Aunite: "性感？" (sexy?)
KKK's friend: "是吸管，不实性感!" (it's straw, not sexy!)

HAHAHA! After that we were talking, and I told him my mom wants to learn korean so we exchanged numbers. Funny took place from there.

SMS:

Me: " Hello Kid. Know who I am? I'm Crystal by the way."
KKK: "Hey Crystal. Pretty name. Which school do you go to?"

(and there was a long chunk of boring messages until..)

KKK: "Oh.. Can I ask you some private questions if you don't mind? I think I'm growing up I want to know these things."

Me: "Lol. Ok go ahead. I'm not blushing yet. Haha."
KKK: "Ok do you have a boyfriend?"

Me: "Haha! And I thought it was gonna be some sex-related question. No I don't. Haha. Interested in this older girl? lol."

KKK:" Haha. It's gonna get to that. Well, I think you're hot... but I know I'm too young for you )= have you had sex before? does it feel good?"

Me: "Haha, maybe you're young but you're cute. well nope, not the full package yet. You?"

KKK: "Nope, but I kissed before. HAHA. I'm so dumb. cute? does that mean I still have a chance or something? have you ever WANTED to experience sex before?"

Me: "HAHA! Are you sure this is you? Lol. So how was kissing? French? Well anyway it's normal to want to experience sex but it really depends who."

KKK: "And ya, if not full package, to what extent did you go?"

Me: "Well that's for me to know for you to find out. Lol."

KKK: "Ha, so what kind of people do you wanna experience it with?"

Me: "Well of course it's gonna be either someone I love or someone hot? Haha."

KKK: "Oh.. am I hot? haha."

Me: "Well we'll see about that kid, you'll have to flaunt your strip tease skills.
HAHA! Just kidding though."
KKK: "HAHA. yea.. oh man i'm steaming. lol. what i gotta do to make myself look hot to you?"

Me: "Lol! Kid, just wait for your time to come la. You'll grow out of this kid phase and by then surely there'l be people who find you hot. Be patient! (= "

KKK: "ok.. yeah. oh wait. Can I charge you for the lesson with a kiss? or can you let me touch your breast? please don't take me as a pervert."

Me: "You're still young! Haha. Must be the after-effects of being in a guys school or something. Well you're gonna teach my mom so you can kiss her on the cheek if you want. Lol!"

KKK: "oh man, you're teasing me. haha. but i'm not that young.. 16 you know.. never mind, i shouldn't have asked you all these now I've totally ruined my reputation. I don't seem cute now do I? damn."

Me: "Take things slow la that's all I can say."


Probably this is the trend of kids who studied in the states for 3 years and have super strict typical Korean parents who doesn't ever teach them about sex let alone know their boy-school child's sexual fantasies.

Good day people.


9:54 am


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Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Suddenly Bounded.

Yes you are freaking getting on my nerves and but you don't give a shit.

Gone are my days of liberty, ever since you stopped -.
I miss my freedom.


back the hell off.
don't expect to reintegrate and take control after all this growing up is done.

10:53 am


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