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Thursday, February 08, 2007

KKK (Kinky Korean Kid)

All those dramas killed your senses and made you think koreans-kids are pure and innocent?
This might change your impression although we should not stereotype. (=

While grabbing a cuppa (yes it sounds weird now) Bubble Tea yesterday, a 16 year old kid from Catholic High next to me conversed with the bubble tea stall auntie. Here goes:

KKK: " 给我一个性感。" (give me a sexy)
Aunite: "性感？" (sexy?)
KKK's friend: "是吸管，不实性感!" (it's straw, not sexy!)

HAHAHA! After that we were talking, and I told him my mom wants to learn korean so we exchanged numbers. Funny took place from there.

SMS:

Me: " Hello Kid. Know who I am? I'm Crystal by the way."
KKK: "Hey Crystal. Pretty name. Which school do you go to?"

(and there was a long chunk of boring messages until..)

KKK: "Oh.. Can I ask you some private questions if you don't mind? I think I'm growing up I want to know these things."

Me: "Lol. Ok go ahead. I'm not blushing yet. Haha."
KKK: "Ok do you have a boyfriend?"

Me: "Haha! And I thought it was gonna be some sex-related question. No I don't. Haha. Interested in this older girl? lol."

KKK:" Haha. It's gonna get to that. Well, I think you're hot... but I know I'm too young for you )= have you had sex before? does it feel good?"

Me: "Haha, maybe you're young but you're cute. well nope, not the full package yet. You?"

KKK: "Nope, but I kissed before. HAHA. I'm so dumb. cute? does that mean I still have a chance or something? have you ever WANTED to experience sex before?"

Me: "HAHA! Are you sure this is you? Lol. So how was kissing? French? Well anyway it's normal to want to experience sex but it really depends who."

KKK: "And ya, if not full package, to what extent did you go?"

Me: "Well that's for me to know for you to find out. Lol."

KKK: "Ha, so what kind of people do you wanna experience it with?"

Me: "Well of course it's gonna be either someone I love or someone hot? Haha."

KKK: "Oh.. am I hot? haha."

Me: "Well we'll see about that kid, you'll have to flaunt your strip tease skills.
HAHA! Just kidding though."
KKK: "HAHA. yea.. oh man i'm steaming. lol. what i gotta do to make myself look hot to you?"

Me: "Lol! Kid, just wait for your time to come la. You'll grow out of this kid phase and by then surely there'l be people who find you hot. Be patient! (= "

KKK: "ok.. yeah. oh wait. Can I charge you for the lesson with a kiss? or can you let me touch your breast? please don't take me as a pervert."

Me: "You're still young! Haha. Must be the after-effects of being in a guys school or something. Well you're gonna teach my mom so you can kiss her on the cheek if you want. Lol!"

KKK: "oh man, you're teasing me. haha. but i'm not that young.. 16 you know.. never mind, i shouldn't have asked you all these now I've totally ruined my reputation. I don't seem cute now do I? damn."

Me: "Take things slow la that's all I can say."


Probably this is the trend of kids who studied in the states for 3 years and have super strict typical Korean parents who doesn't ever teach them about sex let alone know their boy-school child's sexual fantasies.

Good day people.


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